As the saying goes, Looks Can Kill. But there are fates worse than death. One of them is the Mean Look. We all have one; we’ve all been leveled by one. They can hurt, mame, send you running, set kids to crying, dogs cowering. Some people practice their mean looks. Remember Travis Bickle, from “Taxi Driver” … he practiced his mean look in front of a mirror. Others can give a look just by feel: a squint of the eyes, bared teeth, sprung eyes, flared nostrils. One doesn’t need to be angry to throw a mean look; especially the naturally mean.

And then, there are these two:

Question: Does the mean look have something to do with constipation?

Just wondering.